| # | Subject | Posts | Last Post |
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| 1 | this sounds bad, but bear with me... | 14 | 18 August 2008 21:56 |
| 2 | I love her | 6 | 18 August 2008 21:51 |
| 3 | Revulsed by other people | 5 | 18 August 2008 21:50 |
| 4 | Women are pathetic | 8 | 18 August 2008 19:23 |
| 5 | dirty secret | 4 | 13 August 2008 13:54 |
| 6 | Rants | 3 | 13 August 2008 13:53 |
| 7 | I... | 4 | 11 August 2008 02:56 |
| 8 | A confession. | 29 | 10 August 2008 21:32 |
| 9 | Womens on Internets | 23 | 10 August 2008 21:15 |
| 10 | Does anyone else do this? | 8 | 10 August 2008 16:13 |
| 11 | Ugh | 28 | 7 August 2008 19:26 |
| 12 | Incest. | 12 | 6 August 2008 21:24 |
| 13 | Manboobs | 7 | 29 July 2008 13:42 |
| 14 | maturephile | 3 | 27 July 2008 19:41 |
| 15 | I have a confession | 2 | 27 July 2008 19:39 |
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this is gross, and EXTREMELY personal to me, but heh whats the internet for right?
so im 16, live in the us and female (prolly the only chick on this lame site), pretty much your average teen. except that i have an obsession with older guys. like, my dad. lol. three weeks ago, we were smoking pot together (yeah my dads cool, he says he'd rather i smoke with him than some laced shit off the streets) and he kinda passed out. i started coming down an hour later or so, and was just bored. i looked at him and he had this masive wood making a tent in his pants, freaked me out at first... so yeah, i was still kind of high, but it was totally my own descision to pull out his dick and go down on him...... lol....... and now i feel like a total gross whore..... and i can't.. look.. him.. in.. the face.... fuck, sorry if this is hard to read, but its equally difficult for me to write, and I really want help regarding the situation at hand... because although i feel like a skank, I STILL AM SOOO HOT FOR MY DAD...
plz believe me, if you don't just post somewhere else, but i really want help with this......
thx, nicole
fake, there are nog girls on the internet, but the rest is true obviously
I met her 3 years ago.
I've been her friend for 2 years.
I've been trying to get her for 1 3/4 years.
I've gotten to her friend zone.
Then to the brother zone.
I've asked her out 3 times.
The first was a definite no.
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Do some crazy stunt that will show how much you love her. Crazy as in good, not crazy as in a shooting spree. That's not hot with most ladies...
Wait it out. It'll work out in the end... at least it did for me. You're not the only one who is/was in that situation
I literally hate the human race. I hate pretty much everyone to the point were I'm repulsed at being hugged or touched by anyone. I can't even look people in the eye, I'm so disgusted by them.
your mother should have hugged you more, but that's hard to do when she's blowing strangers for your lunch money.
There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.
Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.
You guys are being trolled. This is Copypasta from ED. Word for Word.
Which is why you had to mention it right?
You couldn't stand getting a bit more lulz?
Fucking asshole
I got to 3rd base in a theater during a serious play which had many old people in the audience.
I was at the theater with all the other old folks from my retirement home, and there was a young man nearly getting it on with his girlfriend right there in the audience. I whipped it out and beat it like it owed me money.
Hey, at my age boners are a rarity. I take 'em when I can get 'em.
I hate "The Friend Zone." I am apparently in that horrid place. Girls will befriend me, but not date me. I had a two year relationship that fell apart last May, and since then I have not been able to find a nice girl that will FUCKING DATE ME. They just want to be my friend.
Why, /conf/, why does this happen?
because you need to specifically ask for a date the first time that you meet them. get a number call it and ask for a date.
A few years ago I did something I not only regret, but I hate myself for it.
I'd just turned 14 and I'd been getting bullied at school by a guy in my year and some of his mates. Every morning I'd go through the school gates, and he'd be waiting for me. He usually punched me in the gut about 15 times while his mates held me against the wall, however, if I gave him £2 out of my £2.50, he'd only hit me 5 times (He'd then hit me 5 times and then punch me once more "For luck").
Anyway, one day I stupidly came up with the idea of spending some of my money before school so that he couldn't take it off me.
Big mistake.
He beat me worse than ever, and I even threw up after he hit me in the head so many times, and when a girl who was a year older than me tried to step in and stop it, she got punched right in the face.
I went home that night, and as I was about to go into my house, I noticed my neighbor's window open.
I lifted the window up a bit more, and climbed inside; I knew exactly what I was looking for.
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dear god you nearly asphyxiated me with laughter.
thank you very, very much.
also, next time try using a spraycan full of bleach or ammonia, heh.
Dragon here. I too am a Womens on a Mans Internets. I do not care what the rules say. Fuck the rules. Womens have all the right to be on the Internets, no matter what the Mens think... I too am tired of TITS or GTFO... 34B, not too pleasurable. Exactly why I wont give teh TITS. AND I refuse to GTFO, simply because... I do not want to.
If you want to stop being told tits or gtfo then stop telling people you're a girl. Only reason you say that is for attention. Well stfu whore.
"Im not a girl, im an FBI agent"
instead of referring to yourself as an girl, refer to yourself as an FBI agent
or whore
I've gone and done it again. After shitting on the toilet seat I took a dab of crap and worked it into my hair. Now my bald spot is a uniform brown along with the rest of my hair. I mussed up my hair enough for it to look plausible. I'm back in the conference room now and no one is willing to meet my gaze. I have to clench my stomach to keep from vomiting. My penis throbs with an intense erection.
I'm getting the fuck tired of people going 'TITS OR GTFO' on females. I frequently get kicked from /b/ TS/Ventrilo servers on the basis of me belonging in the kitchen or refusing to post nudes. It's freaking ANNOYING when you just want to talk to your fellow anons.
So unless I learn how to change my voice or make my e-balls drop, I'm screwed because of the stupid status quo. Meh. Of course this doesn't apply to the imgboard and stuff, but stiiiill.
In b4 tits or gtfo.
I had sex with my brother last night. It was the best sex I've ever had. Srsly.
i gave my 13yo cousin a back rub the other day. he's thirteen and i could tell he was getting excited. told him to turn over....sure enough he had a boner. i laughed and kept rubbing his legs. eventually i undid his pants and rubbed his dick a bit, but then he turned over. suck town. it would have been fun to go farther, but i think it was overload for him. in any case i'm going to try another back rub....but talk to him about it too.
eventually i undid his pants and rubbed his dick a bit
what kind of pants were they?
I know some guy who fucked his sister when he was 7. Why he told me this, I don't know. :-\
I have one, just one...
It's kinda scary, what should I do?
My friends grab it at school, it's rather entertaining at times.
lift small hand weights
10 minutes, three times a day, 40 pounds
Dude...I have them real fucking bad...like B cup manboobs
Fuck...my life has been a real fucking nightmare and those are to blame.
A thirteen y/o once told me she was nineteen and forced herself on me. And I nearly had to go to jail for it!
If she thought you were any good then you wouldn't have had trouble after. Next time pop a viagra and take her like a man.