BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE POWER OF COFFIN CLEAN. COFFIN CLEAN IS AMAZING IN THAT IT USES THE POWER OF YOUR DECOMPOSING BODY TO KEEP YOUR COFFIN FRESH AND CLEAN. TEARS THROUGH THE STAINS LEFT FROM YOUR BIOMASS AS IT LIQUIFIES AND ULTIMATELY DISSAPEARS FOREVER. IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS YOU'RE GOING TO RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, WITH THE POWER OF COFFIN CLEAN YOU'LL LOOK YOUR BEST DOING IT. I GUARANTEE IT.
"Too soon. Too soon."